so last night i went to this Christmas Party. my best friend Lauren asked me to join her cause i really know how to party. then she tells me it's a white elephant gift exchange. so i make this card for my gift. the drawing up there is the cover. it's me riding on a reindeer through a psychedelic Christmas night. on the inside it said something like "congratulations champion. you have won a date with Jay J." so i put it in a small envelope and write TO: YOU on the front. then we get to the party and it's all these people i don't know. lots of girls with boyfriends. the card goes under the tree and i was thinking well this won't go well. so then it's the gift exchange part of the party and this girl picks my card for the very first gift. she opens it and is wayy confused. she reads it and realizes she has won a date. but she doesn't know who i am. so i had to be like "ya it's me. date time." but she traded it later for a glow in the dark hat and a guy won it. not really what i had in mind, so i didn't get a date.
