Tau Emperor Moth
Sunday, December 29, 2013
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 24
"The Slice of Fruitcake is really feeling in the Christmas Spirit. Christmas Eve is exactly where he wants to be!"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 23
"The Christmas Wreath feels very determined to make more of his life. As he has hung on the door this Holiday Season he has realized he is more than just a "Christmas Donut" and he is going to make the most out of his 11 months off of Christmas work. He plans to get to know the terrifying Halloween Decorations he is stored by in the basement, and he has big plans to try all the snacks in the basement freezer. 2014 is the Year of the Wreath!"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 22
"As the Christmas Gift sits beneath the Christmas Tree, day after day, night after night, each second leads him into a deeper, silent anxiety. 'What if they return me? What if they return me? What if they return me? What if they return me?'"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 21
"The Poinsettia received a Christmas Cold and is now stuck at home when he needs to finish his Christmas Gift Shopping. He is worried he may have a poisonous sneeze and doesn't want to risk it."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 19
"The Christmas Star, Christmas Sparkle, and Christmas Wish are trying to figure out how Candle and Potpourri Companies know what they smell like."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 18
"The Stocking was not hung by the Chimney with glee due to his enormous fear of fire. Ever since the incident on the camping trip which was followed by a venture to the hospital, where a Doctor called him a 'glorified sock,' it's all just bad memories and fears when it comes time for him to hang by the fire for Christmas."
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 17
"When a Christmas Tree is just a Pine Tree it has to endure a miserable existence of standing in the frosty forest weathering the winter, BUT! Once it's cut down, brought into a home and decorated, it loves it's life in the warm Christmas environment. And it gets to wear a skirt!"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 15
"Rudolph would really appreciate if people would notice his brand new Christmas Socks rather than always comment on his Red Nose."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 14
"The Lonely Jingle Bell went for a Christmas stroll on the Boardwalk watching the sea and noticing the Christmas Lights. He stood thinking about his family, all around the world, linked to sleighs and hanging on Christmas Trees, and felt on his own for the Holiday Season. When suddenly, he was face to face with a Sugar Plum with gentle eyes. The Jingle Bell couldn't help but fall in love."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 13
"Up on the rooftop the Old Fashioned Christmas Bulbs are trying to settle in for a long Winter's nap, but the more spirited, young LED Bulbs are making a loud clatter through the night, telling jokes and talking to each other quite loudly. 'I'm not going to sleep one minute tonight.' The Old Bulb says to his neighbor. 'It's like we are at a Christmas Light Frat Party.'"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 12
"Two Marshmallows have a relaxing soak in a mug of Hot Chocolate." (Dedicated to my beautiful wife Kate who makes me a lot of hot chocolate.)
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 11
"Right before Christmas, the Nutcracker and Eggnog are having a mutual break up. The Nutcracker claims Eggnog reminds him of eggs, which is unattractive. Eggnog claims the Nutcracker always looks angry and seems incredibly tense."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 10
"The College Educated Candy Cane with a Bachelor's Degree in Equine Science and a Minor in Poetry feels far superior to the Ribbon Candy he has to share a table corner with at the Christmas Party. He literally can't think of anything to talk about."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 9
"The Christmas Snow Flake begins to wonder, as he glides his skates along the icy pond, 'is it ethical with my frozen water heritage to be ice skating?'"
Sunday, December 8, 2013
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 8
"At Santa's Christmas Office Party, an Elf from the Video Game and Tech Toy Department has one too many Candy Canes, and begins a monologue to a silent crowd that morphs into a roast of Santa, analyzing the inefficiencies of the North Pole Christmas Production. 'Flying Reindeer? Has the guy ever heard of an airplane? And to carry all those gifts in a sleigh... has he ever thought to mail them? I mean, I know I'm just saying what you all are thinking, but come on.' But no one was thinking it, and it would go down in Christmas History as the last day that Elf worked at the North Pole."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 7
"At the Christmas Dessert get-together the Christmas Banana Pudding is venting to the iconic Figgy Pudding about his Holiday Pudding Struggles. 'I mean you're in songs, everyone knows what you are. I always get skipped over or mistaken for Egg Salad.'"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 6
"The Snowman is having an intensely difficult time drinking his mug of Hot Chocolate."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 5
"The C.S.F.A.B.T or Christmas Sweaters For A Better Tomorrow are heading into a round table discussion on their plan to pass legislation to make it illegal to have the words 'ugly' and 'sweater' in the same sentence. 'No more mistreatment of Christmas Sweaters around the world be it through word or party.'"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 4
"The poorly baked, overly frosted, and unfortunately decorated Gingerbread Cookie experiences a moment of self-realization when he sees his reflection in a Christmas Ornament. 'But who made me?'"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 3
"The President of the International Chimney Association has invited Santa Clause to a luncheon, wherein which he is bringing the grievances of Chimneys around the World to Santa's attention. This meeting is due to Santa's usage of chimneys on Christmas Eve as his access to homes around the World. 'It's just so inconvenient.'"
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 2
"The Landlord from the Pear Tree is having a serious conversation with his tenant the Partridge about paying his rent on time."
The 25 Days of Christmas Drawings: 1
"At the Christmas Party Hop, the Classic Christmas Ornaments gossip about their certain dislike of the Pickle Ornament. They just will never accept him as a member of the Christmas Tree Community."
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Thanksgiving Part 5
at the pie table, pumpkin asks pecan if she would be interested in going on a date with him once thanksgiving is over. they decide to take a bike ride into the city.
Thanksgiving Part 4
as the Christmas gift stood between the turkey and the fall leaf, sipping his apple cider, he suddenly came to the horrible realization that he was in fact at the wrong holiday.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Monday, November 4, 2013
hunters.
the ghost and the popcorn find out they are not in fact related, though they do share similar physical attributes.
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