"At Santa's Christmas Office Party, an Elf from the Video Game and Tech Toy Department has one too many Candy Canes, and begins a monologue to a silent crowd that morphs into a roast of Santa, analyzing the inefficiencies of the North Pole Christmas Production. 'Flying Reindeer? Has the guy ever heard of an airplane? And to carry all those gifts in a sleigh... has he ever thought to mail them? I mean, I know I'm just saying what you all are thinking, but come on.' But no one was thinking it, and it would go down in Christmas History as the last day that Elf worked at the North Pole."
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